WIN!!!1!!1!

We're elated. Today we have a little but more oomph in our step because of this win. We played a great game, didn't take too many moron-esque penalties, and we just... we just rocked, okay?
FUCKING TRUCULENCE MOTHER FUCKERS.

First Period

There is something wrong with the world when we see palm trees before a shot of the ice in the arena. Regardless, the power of the nineties techno is on our side. Night at the Roxbury, we love you.

G-stav is in net and that obviously tickles our fancy. We kind of love him, a lot. We care about his groin more than we care about that book review we had to write on that book that we didn't even read (yeah, we know that sounds wrong). We don't feel a gut-wrenching pain in our stomachs when any Anaheim player skates towards the net.

Grabbo opens the score for Toronto, making it 1-1. Now if only Grabbo could take off that helmet so his Bon Jovi hair can express itself...

Sooner rather than later Hagman gets his first goal of the night, making us lead 2-1. Steve and Doug would be proud. He has been nothing short of amazing this season (despite our craptacular start). Smiles creep onto our faces. This is going to be a good night.

Second Period

Hagman gets his second goal, and the ferocious texting battle begins. We try to study for mid-terms, but since we're going to get raped sideways anyway, we turn on the game.

"How does one study when we are winning it's become such a rare moment!"
"FUCK YOU MESOPOTAMIAN GODS WE HAVE HAGMAN!!!1!!1!"

Bobby Ryan scores for Anaheim near the end of the period, but we're not worried. We can't explain it...maybe it's because we have G-stav in net. Maybe it's because it looks like we can actually play hockey. Maybe it's because we are now excelling at the powerplay. Steve and Doug are clearly on our side tonight.

Thanks guys.

Third Period

WAS THAT A LEE STEMPNIAK GOAL?!

We found this while searching for "Lee Stempniak goal Oct 26 2009". Obvious credit to whoever made it. Not like the Leafs are a sub-standard team...And it's too fucking bad he's still wearing the Blues jersey.

TOMAS KABERLE LOLZLOLZLOLZ YOU ARE SO CZECH WE LOVE YOU

Czech it out. AHAHAHAA get it? Oh fuck.

P.S. Kabby, five points in one game? LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS IS WHY WE DIDN'T TRADE YOU, RIGHT?

"omfg theres this contest on rogers where you can win a prize where you watch a game with ASIAN BURKE AND get a tour of me dressing room"
"...who the FUCK is asian burke? LMFAO TELL ME THEY MADE A CLONE OF HIM SOMEWHERE"

NIKLAS HAGMAN HAT TRICK WOWOWOWOWOW LIKE SRSLY HAGMAN UR SO AMAZING.

No like SRSLY can we start playing "What is Love?" and you can start dancing with us and it will be so fun and then Luke Schenn will join in too and hell why not bring in Stempniak and we can all rock our heads to the left and then for jokes Ron Wilson can join in too but he'll only do it for a little bit cause he's all serious and such but then Brian Burke will see Ron Wilson doing it and think to himself "Well fuck my hardass reputation Imma join in too" and he will start doing it and then everyone on the team will go out and celebrate in Anaheim to this song and steal all the hot bitches in Anaheim from all the greasy dudes there. *takes deep breath*

Corey Perry, sorry bud but you don't exactly matter at this point anymore.

LEAFS DOMINATE 6-3

We're skipping to class.

AND NOW A WORD ON JONAS GUSTAVSSON

We would be totally fine with him starting every game of this season, barring injury. The goaltending situation isn't too bleak with him around the save the day. However, we are wondering what kind on concoction Brian Burke is stirring up to keep him in Toronto. Last time we checked he only signed a one year deal with us so we're speculating how Burke is going to handle the situation. Not that we think G-stav would particularly leave Toronto when he's already had his fache put on cereal boxes (remember that save against Detroit in the preseason? Fuck, we still get shivers) Some of the saves tonight are bound to give us shivers when we re-watch them as well. We can get used to this feeling of hearing a "HOLY MACKINAW WHAT A SAVE BY GUSTAVSSON" being heard by Joe Bowen every game night (side note - good to have you back Joe! WE <3>We can't wait to see what the rest of the season has in store for us.