Tuesday, June 30, 2009

NHL Entry Draft

We know we're a couple of days late on the whole draft fiasco but we want to try and release our emotions on not getting Brayden Schenn.

What a fucking travesty.

Regardless, overall the draft was pretty much a snoozefest after you figured out Chris Pronger was traded to the Flyers, who went in the top ten, and who Toronto picked. Toronto selected Nazem Kadri of the London Knights as their 7th overall pick, fucking up Ottawa in the process, because they originally wanted him. Whatever. L.A Kings fucked us up by picking Brayden OUT OF SPITE. If you were watching the Draft, you also noticed how Brian Burke completely SHAT HIS PANTS when they picked Brayden. He was pissed.

Let's see how Nazem Kadri develops, shall we? Oh, and please Toronto, don't screw up the kid. We know we have a reputation of doing that... so if you don't we'd really appreciate it.

On a completely different note, the Schenn sisters (did you even know they existed?) are possibly the cutest people on earth. Especially Macie. She's like, seven (maybe eight?) and she doesn't even know hockey goes to L.A to die. She just wants to go to Disneyland.

"But after we're done our supper they sort of eat all of it, so...yeah..."

Yeah, we can tell.

As we write this post, Scott Gomez (formerly of the Rangers) got traded to the Canadiens for Chris Higgins. Interesting.

Tomorrow is the start of the Free-Agency Frenzy...some Canadians are referring it to that instead of Canada Day. Oh well. We'll obviously keep our ears posted to see what the hell happens. God knows what else will happen.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

summer, yet still thinking about hockey

Because clearly Fleury and Crosby are pimps


So school somewhat officially ended for us today when we both walked in to our World History exam attempting to remember 500 years of history and apply it all in a matter of two hours. All we have left are a couple of school functions and graduation, and then we'll be good to go with our summer plans. Which includes talking about hockey, of course, even though we shouldn't because July and August are the only months in Canada when hockey is talked about lightly (perhaps 89 times a week as opposed to 179).

We're also trying to keep our summer committments to Luke Schenn as much as possible, which includes going to stalk visit him at some Leafs kids hockey camp where spectators are allowed. If we're not allowed in without children we're bringing our little cousins along. Trust us, we have it all figured out.

Follow the Cup '09 to Thunder Bay and Jordan Staal is looking pretty bleak at the moment. Nobody wants to drive us eighteen hours. Vanessa has had to put her dreams of seeing the sod farm aside, BUT THAT'S OKAY!
Because you know what?
Sorel looks like a nice place, and it's only 7 - 8 hours away.

Marc Andre, here we come.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

blue and white blood.

Oh haaaiiiii

We guess we should formally introduce ourselves to the wonderful world of hockey blogging.

We're two Leaf fans (we know, we set ourselves up for depression and sadness) living in Toronto and attending the University of Toronto, studying shit that makes us even more stressed out than a trade deadline or a salary cap.
Vanessa is majoring in English and history and Melissa is doing a joint program with Sheridan College for journalism.

We tried to make a long story out of the short story of how this blog came to be, but we didn't think you'd enjoy bits about flying aliens.
After getting some inspiration, it was basically 2 a.m and we decided to start a Leafs blog. End of story.

So, to reiterate, incase you missed it, we're going to blog about the Leafs and throw in some Pittsburgh Penguins chatter in there, because they're basically our second team. Melissa saw Sidney Crosby once and almost died. As for Vanessa, because of Jordan Staal, she's developed an interest in sod. No lie.

We know this isn't exactly the most ideal time to start a blog; the Penguins just won the Cup (HELLS FUCKING YES TO THAT BITCHES), so the 08/09 season is officially over, and our season (Leafs season) ended in like, fucking April, so we don't exactly have games to recap or shit to write about. But as always, in the NHL, there's stuff going on. We'll probably blog the awards, which we are extremely angry about because they're not in Toronto this year. We'll probably blog the draft too and whatever else goes on this summer.

We're also planning to:
a) stalk Luke Schenn this summer at a Leafs hockey camp (we're kind of overly obsessed, but you can't blame us...it's all his fault and the Toronto media)
b) road trip it to Thunder Bay for Jordan Staal's day with the Cup (even though none of us drive...we'll find a way)
c) Basically do a "Follow the Cup '09" everywhere it goes. Yeah bitches, even Russia...we'll spend our money on our tickets instead of textbooks or tuition.



Oh, and just some random disclaimers...

Obviously the pictures and shit we post isn't always necessarily going to be ours, but if something is original, FUCKING CREDIT US.

Oh, and although we LOVE hockey (no really, we actually LOVE it...we whisper sweet nothings to it while it's on TV), we DO have a life outside of it, and, OMG, it can sometimes get in the way. Case and point: we're not going to remember if the Leafs jersey is stitched 89765 times all around or 9896584 times all around because we have better shit to worry about. So don't fucking flip shit if we get something wrong about hockey. Nobody is perfect, so just deal with it.

ONE LAST THING WE PROMISE: If we miss anyone calling us puckbunnies because we were too busy ACTUALLY WATCHING HOCKEY, then tough shit. We don't ogle over the players, we ogle over the game.

Anyways, we hope you enjoy! We're really nice people...we swear, so feel free to comment as much as you want and drop us a line at behindtheblueline@yahoo.ca (dot CA not dot COM).