Friday, October 30, 2009

This is not good for our health.

Tonight's game was literally a heart attack waiting to happen for us, so many ups and downs it was insane. Wow. Best game of the season for us for sure, (Miller just always decides he wants to be amazing against the Leafs. We don't get it, but it's the truth) even though we lost, it was in overtime meaning we got a point....HEY WE ARE ON A THREE GAME POINT STREAK!!! now back to the actual game..
First period:

All is going well so far..back and forth play good chances coming from both ends of the ice. It is during this time where we begin to wonder HOW MANY FUCKING ADVERTISEMENTS DOES A HOCKEY GAME NEED! "Leafs power play brought to you by so and so" "Turning point in the game brought to you by blah blah blah" Just talk about the game..really poor Bowman having to put up with that shit. Anywho back to the game, Leafs start getting into penalty trouble (again, do they learn.) on the first five on three...buffalo goal. Then another 5 on 3...you think that they would learn from the first one. Difference maker in this one, Luke frikken Schenn. He was EVERYWHERE on the ice blocking pucks here, getting it out there our boy is back baby.
Ian White= BEAST! It's not even Halloween yet and the man is already in character- a hell of a wrist shot beats Miller (finally) and the game is all tied up. (The camera men must be scared of White's 'beast-ness' so they didn't take a picture, but we are going to give you a picture of White and his amazing moustache because we cool like that.)

Ian White's facial hair FTW!

Second period:

This starts basically the same as the first until Stempy decides to take a pass and then BAM he is on a breakaway. But being Stempy..he was close..but no cigar. Oh, did we mention GStav was in net:

That poke check right there would make Mr. Bower proud. Another breakaway, the Leafs can't expect to have Gstav getting them out of trouble all the time..Buffalo scores again. 2-1..we are crying inside.

Third:

Leafs on the power play. We can score, someones winning a free phone from vtech..great for everyone! This is until Leaf fans witness the most epic fail of life in the form of Alexi Ponikarovsky. He beat miller, he beat the posts, but he could not get it to cross that ugly red line making it a goal. The world is baffled, the UN gathers to try and figure out how it didn't go in..we are pissed and are screaming very vulgar things at our television screen.

The leafs owned this period by the way..buzzing around taking shots (no, not of vodka silly..though maybe Poni was and that is why he missed the net..who knows though) and the only reason Buffalo is in this game is because of Ryan Miller. End of the period..still 2-1..Gstav goes to the bench the pressure is on..and wait..WHY THE FUCK DID MATT STAJAN JUST TAKE A PENALTY. Our whole world falls apart there is no way we are scoring now..the next sequence of events happened so quickly Melissa didn't even have enough time to send the text messages about the penalty before it happened. "fuck. stajan took a penalty. NO WAIT SCORES!! OMG OMG"

(what a face.)

Grabbo with the shorthanded goal. We are so overwhelmed that our hearts are beating faster then usual...if anymore crazy shit went down heart attacks for sure. All of our emotions however could be summed up into 3 pictures of epic proportion of Ron Wilson.



We don't know if he is having a heart attack, or dancing to Lean Back. Either way he is pimp. The look of sheer joy on his face reminds us of Christmas time!

Overtime:
We are still penalty killing...Leafs + Penalty killing= Buffalo winning in overtime =( We are disappointed we lost because, well, we deserved to win this game. But hey we got a point..so that's a plus!
Tomorrow Halloween, we play les Habitants. Let's hope Gstav starts so that he can show them how to do the Monster Mash (get it, get it!!??)
Let's do this Leafs!

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