Tuesday, October 6, 2009

getting shat on.

Kerry Fraser:
you may have won the battle,
but we will win the war.




First Period
Fuck all.
Oh, well except for this.

According to TSN, Stalberg leaves the arena showing concussion symptoms. Now it's war. No-one messes with Stalberg and gets away with it. Especially players from the Senaturds. No-one.


Second Period

Kerry Fraser, we know you hate us. We get it. What we don't get is why you have to make RIDICULOUS penalty shot calls on Luke Schenn who, oh, we don't know, WAS DOING HIS FUCKING JOB AS AN FUCKING NHL DEFENCEMAN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK. LIKE HOW THE HELL DOES WHAT HAPPENED REQUIRE A PENALTY SHOT?! We don't get it, srsly, can you explain?

THIS JUST IN
Fraser will retire from officiating after the NHL 2009-2010 season.

Thank you Jesus.

Third Period

We don't know about you, but we're pretty sick of people not taking pictures of Matt Stajan goals and his celebrations. The artistic renderings, as previously posted, are complete crap. Damn you game photographers. We want some wuality shots, pronto.

Sad to say, Stajan's goal matters, but not too much. We lose 2-1. To the Senaturds. Oh God, spare us.







NOW ON TO MORE UPLIFTING AND WHIMSICAL THINGS

Because honestly, when are we ever going to see Tie Domi figure skating (or at least attempting to figure skate) ever again?

We're still seriously holding out for the possibility of him wearing sequin pants or some animal-fur vest. Anything, really. Maybe if he gets to the finals he'll pull it off? Who knows.

We'll be blogging Battle of the Blades too. Only because IT'S FUCKING AWESOME and even though we're in unniversity now and have readings and assignments and stupid fucking tutorials up our fucking asses WE STILL HAVE NO TIME ON OUR HANDS. So watch out for that. Cause we're just too cool.

GO LEAFS!

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