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We're staging a coup d'etat and playing for the Leafs ourselves. Considering we don't even know how to skate that well, WE'D BE THE BEST PLAYERS ON THE FUCKING TEAM RIGHT NOW.

We don't even want to recap tonight because the game was just pure shit (besides the little light glimmering in the second period). Needless to say it was a very unhappy Canadian Thanksgiving. NO THANKS HAVE BEEN GIVEN.

We feel like we've been raped bya fucking Samsquantch or something.

The best thing that happened all night was Jeff Finger finger-banging people. If you don't get the reference, we have no faith in humanity anymore.

Bring back the Frat Pack (or at least Bozak, for fuck sakes). At least they got some shit done.
Demote Blake.
Oh, and WIN SOME FUCKING GAMES.


GO LEAFS! (do it for the kittens)