you're kidding.

Two game winning streak.

It's the smallest of winning streaks, really, but we're still happy.

We kind of have a lot to update on. We know. Bare with us.

Carolina on Saturday was a good comeback. Down 2-0 in the first period, the team came back in the second. Jonas had some awesome saves (but are you even surprised anymore?) and he didn't have another goal scored on him the entire night.

And now for your artistically-taken photo of The Monster

The team came back looking and acting more pissed off than ever, and you know it was because Ron Wilson flipped shit on them in the locker room. We tried to think of how much shit Ron flipped exactly, but we were never good at math.

"Everyone basically playing shit plus two goals against us take away the arena being half empty plus the fact that E.Staal is not playing...."

"RONNIE'S GONNA BUST A CAP"

John Mitchell thankfully got the hint and scored a goal, as did Nikolai Kulemin. The MASSIVE surprise of the night was the fact that BLAKE ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING. He scored our third goal (wooo), making us lead 3-2. Nice to have you show up, Blake. You're only about a couple of weeks too late. The season started a month ago.

LEAFS WIN 3-2 (not in overtime or in shooutout!!!11!1!!)

NNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT

Quite frankly the most fucking hilarious thing to happen to us. Beating Detroit 5-1. Did you hear that correct? FIVE TO ONE. Detroit, arguably one of the better teams in the league (possibly because all of their players look like identical octuplets so they all have the same genes) apparently decided that they didn't want to show up to play the Leafs; they would rather fuck shit up with the hookers in downtown Detroit.

BIG MISTAKE.

Kessel scores his first of the season for the team. Other goal scorers included Primeau (who scored the first), Jeff Finger (FINGER BANG BANG -- BANG BANG BANG!!!!), John Mitchell yet again (two goals in two consecutive games. We like) and Poni.Indeed.

P.S -->We don't feel your pain.

HAVE A HEART DINNER

LOLZLOLZLOLZ WHAT EEZ THEEZE NOODLEZ I AM POURING EENTO BOX? WE DON'T HAVE EEN BELARUS.

The annual Have a Heart dinner was held last week to raise money for charities that the Maple Leafs support. We always love to see these pictures and the videos from the event because we love to see the Leafs supporting the community serving food to the people who pay their multimillion dollar paycheques.

And really, who doesn't want to get Luke Schenn and Phil Kessel to serve you some dim sum?

We know we would. You know you would too, so don't even lie.

Ian White's mustache was also in attendance. Judging by the fact that White is holding chop sticks, we're thinking that mustache karate chopped the shit out of any kid rich enough to attend who dared to defy White and Mitchell's food station.

You know by that crooked grin that he has already done something. Mitchell is smiling only to try and cover up the situation / his part in the beating.

GO LEAFS!