Saturday, September 26, 2009

G-Stav's in the house!!!

The minute this game starts we know it's going to be a sick game, with a lot of ownage going down, and why is this? Well our first images are of our Leafy's walking into the arena looking as pimp as can be. Luke Schenn must be getting some advice from the Finnish Fashionista, because he was looking FINE in that suit. Also during the anthem we got 1o seconds of Luke Schenn eye-fucking all of Canada...we can't even think of the number of women he impregnated in that moment, we are almost scared to find out. This was definitely going to be good game.


The first period was pretty uneventful. Wendel Clark and Bob Probert dropped the puck, hits being thrown around, the ice starting to melt because Stalberg, Bozak AND Schenn were on the ice at the same time (thank you for that Wilson). Hagman and Blake both failed miserably at trying to score, they had the empty net. Let's put it this way, we could've scored, and neither of us are really good at skating! And of course right after this Vesa Toskala lets in THE softest goal..after the 135 footer that is. It was softer then newly fallen snow. All we could think was, really Vesa..really?
The first intermission brought us our Bill Guerin wtf moment:
Yes, that is Joe Thornton with a dummy..acting as a ventriloquist. It's for a commercial promoting Sharks hockey you can watch the video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m6vykvwvEM We laughed for about a year after.


And then comes the second period, enter Gstav.



It seems with the changing of the gaurds the Leafs starting playing with alittle oomph, this evidently leads to Detroit getting a penalty and BAM, Gunnerson with his first of the pre-season games tied 1-1!

A lethal shot with traffic infront! (See, shooting the puck does wonders.) After Komaserik get's a penalty for cross-checking Poni gets a highstick in the eye and blood is gushing, and, wait for it, no penalty is called. Of course. Somebody needs to get the refs some glasses or somethin

We love our rookies this year, and really REALLY don't want to see some of them go. An example of why they should stay well tonight on the power play our two favourite rookies teamed up to score a beauty, The Swedish Rocket a.k.a. Viktor Stalberg from Bozak and Ian White. The two of them are really tearing at us...and we would be very happy if Wilson and Burke decide to keep both of them *wink wink nudge nudge*

2-1.

You know that moment when you feel like the whole world is about to end, well that happened when Exelby fell which gave the Detroit Red Wings a 2 on 0. Have you ever felt the world being saved. We have. Jonas frikken Gustavsson with the most amazing save of the preseason by far. We are still watching it to this minute because it's a surreal experience to say the least. What a monster save that was (pun intended) Vesa better watch his back.



Gstav has Toronto wrapped around his finger after one save, we wouldn't be suprised if they name him mayor of the city after this.

Tomorrow is our last preseason game before the season starts. If our season is as successful as the preseason, well we'd be the happiest girls on the planet.

Buffalo tomorrow, lets kick some ass and finish this on a winning streak!

p.s. why do these people at NHL still insist on spelling it "Stahlberg"..we will repeat..THERE IS NO "H".

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