OH HAI LUKE.

GIF credit goes to wraparoundcurl for making this piece of art worthy of the finest museums.

PREGNANT. WITH SEXTUPLETS.

Is it safe to say The Human Eraser is back?

Last night the Leafs played a solid game, but the biggest surprise of the night came in the form of Jason Blake scoring the game-winning goal. Sorry, we weren't exactly expecting it from him. It being Luke Schenn's 100th NHL game (and what a game it was) combined with the fact that the two previous goals were scored by defencemen (Mr. Mustache and Beauchemin) made us think that Schenn would score somehow. Unfortunately he didn't, even though he did have a few nice shots and an absolute monster hit on Sim.

Anyone else notice that Schenn basically eyed him out like a hawk on prey when waiting to finish him, Mortal Combat style. We're also pretty sure a certain someone...JIZZ
IN
MY PANTS

Tonight we play Boston yet again. Hopefully Kessel can get a hat trick this time? plz?


GO LEAFS GO!